JEZEBEL COMMENT OF THE YEAR.

I think everyone you said is true. And that's why I think it's incredibly important to actively make fun of and scrutinize and shame the institutions that keep these women in such limited roles. If you love and respect nuns for all the reasons you say, surely you can see why we would all be better off if they…

This is almost certainly already an actual porn, down to the name Ginger.

Palette, palate, pallet. JESUS. Aren't these people ostensibly IN COLLEGE??

As noted in the linked article:

Don't both these fake profiles seem like could have been written by the same person? At least the "amiable/amicable" usage in the usernames. Which I suppose means that someone has a hobby of setting up fake criminal dating profiles, which is ALMOST WORSE.

Agreed. I also think it's important to go get fitted on a semi-regular basis too. Most of us wear our bras for far longer than they're designed to be worn, and they stretch and give us an inaccurate idea of our size. I just got fitted again two weeks ago after not having gone in oh...five years? And they promptly took…

Disagree, and I think most people will too. You can keep everything else, but you don't keep family jewelry.

Exactly how large is Lifehacker's readership of women who have yet to live with having breasts for any length of time? I'd be interested in a list of the best models of each of these types of bra (especially for larger busts—I loved balconette when I was smaller, but I can't wear them now) but this is basically…

Yeah. I feel like if you PUT ON A CONDOM, you can't really pretend to be surprised that the next thing you did was something involving your penis and another person.

You know, today I got up really early and made it to my workout class. I showered, shaved my legs without cutting myself, got dressed in pants that I've had tailored, a shirt that I found on truly great sale, and boots I actually waterproofed before wearing them outside. I put on my Holy Grail winter coat that…

There's nothing fallacious about that, and the fact that you think there is just proves how dumb you are, so let me try to put this in terms you might understand. You can be right about something specific ("that guy is an illegal immigrant!") and still hold attitudes and ideas that are morally and logically wrong…

The dress is Prada, not Zac.

I've never been axed, but I was stealth-promoted in a friend's wedding when her MOH (a cousin she'd grown up with) ended up being completely useless. It wasn't really her fault; the girl was like, 20 and away at college and had no idea what to do about anything having never known anyone who planned a wedding before.…

I have yet to type it correctly on the first try. "Scat." Always.

Eric, the blonde guy on the right, is my SoulCycle instructor! I believe he and his partner are already actually married (or at least both use the same set of last names), but they are definitely real people in the sense that they are actual gay men who are actually in love with each other.

I mean, you could reduce it to a question of conditioning. Or we can simply admit that it's not really possible to have it all. It is more than okay that you love your spouse and your child and want to remain in their lives and available to them—isn't that why you acquired them in the first place? And depending on the…

They made 4 videos and I thought this one was the least funny—I loved the cooking one. But at the time they originally ran, when everyone was inundating the internet with content about New Year's resolutions, it was funny to see them address the topic in a different way.

They're two actresses who have their own webseries that's all like this. That's why it begins with Loft x HotMessMoves. So basically just no to all that.

This video is part of a series and I dunno, maybe I'm a terrible person but I thought they were funny. It's a send-up of some typical New Year's resolutions, and the girls are funny. They're not like, some random actress LOFT is calling fat, they have a webseries (https://www.youtube.com/user/hotmessmo…) and this is…