Was it Ariana Grande?

No, I meant being kind of a clueless jerk to young women and being completely inept with technology. But thanks for your input.

Once I was in a Bikram class during fashion week, and we were packed in even closer than usual, leaving me sandwiched between two male models. I was totally fine with this, until triangle pose, when Mr. Hottie decided to stretch into an extended side angle pose, and a giant pool of sweat ran out of his armpit, down…

I didn't think it really addressed it at all, actually; it brought up a related and very complex point about fluid sexuality and then just let it hang. Implying that the only reason gay men have sex with men is because they like the physical sensation of being penetrated is ridiculous on its face—you KNOW there's at…

I saw Top Five last night, and loved parts of it so much. It was great to see black actors (Ben Vereen, for god's sake!) and comedians getting to do their thing in their space—not to make a facile comparison, but it felt a bit like the best parts of Bridemaids, hearing women onscreen talk to each other in the way we…

This is great to see. My dad would have been 16, my mom 19 and a year away from moving to NYC for college. Whenever I complain about the subway, they love to remind me about the wicker seats that scratched and poked your legs, and the windows that never worked, and how there was no AC in the summer. It's hard to…

The Hairpin did a great interview with her; she really does seem sweet.

All UK offices' Christmas parties were held at the same hotel every year so that everyone could sleep there and no one would attempt to drive anywhere and everyone knew what to expect. I could have attended on several occasions, but after seeing what the US office's party was like, I opted out. I was barely able to…

Oh no, not me. I'm American; was working at the New York office of a UK company, so there was no presumption on the part of the venue that an office party would be a complete fucking shitshow. All the senior management attended the holiday party at each office, though (this was widely held to be their prime…

Swiss francs. Swiss people as a rule are adorable about telling you how bad their English is, while many of them in fact speak totally solid English, French, German, and Italian.

I worked for an EXTREMELY disreputable publishing company that was constantly being sued for sexual harassment, and our holiday parties (really, all parties) were pretty legendary bacchanals, so I was not super thrilled to have to plan one. I picked a lovely hotel bar near the office, we arrive around happy hour about…

Yup. Age and gravity and Doritos come for us all.

EXISTS. http://shetaxis.com/home.html

Gotham Gym, yo. They get a bunch of Victoria's Secret models too, so I am safely invisible there as a normal civilian. http://www.vulture.com/2014/10/workin…

Mmm I work out at Hugh Jackman's gym. Nigel Barker goes there too and they are buds. I literally just perv around corners, it's the highest concentration of hot (mostly) straight adult males possibly anywhere in New York that is not an investment bank.

Princess Monster Truck.

No, I see what you're saying. You're saying (even if you don't think this is what you're saying) that when you work for someone you know is sexist, or racist, or homophobic (and you're a woman, or a POC, or gay) you deserve whatever happens to you at their hands. And I don't agree with that. Just because she knew what…

All right. You're clearly determined to see it your way, and clearly determined to think that someone's job supersedes any moral or ethical imperative they feel. Which is batshit, but whatever. I'll just leave you with this:

"I tired of talking to the cat board out of my mind"

If you've managed to avoid all of the dozens of articles written over the years about both the appearances of sexism in his shows and his bullshit personal behavior towards women, I'm not going to be the one to yank the rose-colored glasses off your face. But no, that's not the same thing at all, because we have a…