Eagles fans reading this and attending this event, please for the love of all that is good in the universe take a knee when the anthem starts to play.

Our once beautiful schools don’t even teach math anymore! SAD!

Because you seem to think they were all free throws, which means he was fouled about 45 times, which means that like, nine Warriors fouled out, which means that they couldn’t field a full team, which means forfeit, which means Cavs win?

After seeing the Yoda part, I can’t not post this:

I’m a Cavs fan, and I can’t wait to root for him on another team. Fuck the rest of this fucking team.

Well, I generally come into the game at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lebron can’t see me, heh - after that I sorta space out for an hour. Yeah, I just stare at the basket, but it looks like I’m thinking about taking a good shot. I do that for probably another hour after halftime, I’d…

To the other 11 Cavs:

So, this is the quintessentially privileged remark, a literal case study in reflexive privilege. I’m sure you meant no harm by it, but recognition of this type of offense is a good first step.

Lebron: “3 seed, 4 seed, Johnny Appleseed, Joel Embiid. Don’t matter. Cavs in 6.”

Andy Reid: This is really nice.
Assistant Coach: Yeah, check out the formation.
Reid: What’s this?
Assistant: The... clock in the corner?
Reid: Yeah, it keeps counting down.
Assistant: That’s the game clock.
Reid: How do we stop it?
Assistant: [stares]
Reid: [stares]
Assistant: ...you call timeout.
Reid: [looks for pause button]
…

Matt Forte May Have Retired

He completed the catch and turned into a runner. Anyone who has watched football for more than 5 minutes should understand the rule.

Is James’s non-catch demonstrably different from the Zach Ertz touchdown that helped the Eagles win the Super Bowl?

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

yeah why ask for a port for the best selling platform. Im sick of people that can’t afford a switch and then start trolling.

I’ve never wanted Bitcoin to crash until this very moment.

Mario Power Tennis for the GameCube was the last great Mario Tennis game. If this is anything like that, I’m all in.

Where is Mario Strikers?? Tennis is fine and all, but Strikers Charged was easily the best Mario themed sports title.