WHY DON'T YOU LEARN TO SPEAK AMERICAN?!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, IT'S ENGLISH?!?

VINCE KNOWS WE DON'T WANT TO SEE WOMEN, WE JUST WANT TO WATCH THEM JIGGLE

And he's going to shove his big oily men down our throats whether we like it or not!

It's great being a priest, isn't it, Ted?

Ah sure, they were only nuns.

I ended up spending the rest of the evening watching episodes, mostly the ones with good ol' Len Brennan in them.

Eh, romance isn't that real in our universe; more like, "out of few ppl I know who aren't already in relationships, I choose you."

Fair enough, Ted.

Oh, it's much better than Seinfeld.

YOU WILL NOT SEE THE DOPE-FIENDS EYES BECAUSE OF TEA-SHADES

An indication of the stinginess of the people of Edinburgh is the phrase, "You'll have had your tea."

That's my favourite too!

YOU WILL ADDRESS ME BY MY PROPER TITLE, YOU LITTLE PRICK!

But that was in 2001 or 2002 - she'll have long got sick of her catchphrases by now; just like Richard Wilson …

A good excuse to put in my two favourite Mrs Doyle quotes -

I've got some special, hand-crafted, artisanal rocks on my etsy page if you're interested.

Or you could just get your own rock.

The thing about shitting diamonds is the terrible, terrible agony you have to endure - Scrappy-Doo, for example.

Seriously though, Scooby-Doo does need to die, because it's always been god-awful.

Oh dear! You could have someone's eye out with that.