You got a website showing off your art we can all go piss over?

Haha, what a story, John!

If something goes well, I might pump my fist and say "Henmania!", like Mark from Peep Show.

Whatever happened to that John Sweden guy?

Well, duh!

That's what happens when you rub Blu-rays on toilet seats …

Yes, Juliet completes the circuit in the time travel causality loop, and all the mad crap on the island was caused by Dharma, who were trying to avoid the end of the world by changing the variables of the Valenzetti equation. Works for me.

The one where that really cool mystery was set up, which had a really satisfying payoff later on.

It's strange because this last season had one of the best episodes of television ever created (in my opinion) - Hardhome. I don't even like GoT all that much, I only watch it because my friends all love it.

Was it only five years ago? I can barely remember what happened in the entire final season!

Is the workprint entirely in Norwegian with English subtitles, and does it remove completely the unnecessary American characters (no matter how winsome Mary Elizabeth Winstead is), and does it realistically look as though it is set in the early 1980's? Then okay, sure, I'll sign the petition.

I'm sorry to say the first thing I thought was, "And I'm not getting laid!"