It also makes regular people become criminals. I was hit by a driver in Houston a few years ago. I wanted a police report for my insurance company. The driver was fine until I started to call the police. It took me a minute to realize he probably wasn’t afraid of the ticket, but possibly was undocumented. These laws…

The largest police union in the country endorsed Donald Trump. This is on them. When they get no coooperation from communities to solve crimes they should remember this case. The officers who stayed silent and just went along and did not speak up should remember this when the community balks at their attempts to…

Motherfuckers.

I’ve never heard of Glossier but am on their website, now. Though the makeup isn’t quite my style, I do appreciate how they show what the lipstick will look on different shades of skin. This is very helpful, and I wish more companies would follow suit.

Fake.

As a currently pregnant person, I’d like to tell this man to fuck the fuck off with his host bullshit. I wanted this baby and pregnancy is miserable as FUCK. This isn’t hosting, this is being bled fucking dry by a goddamned alien (if you’re reading this in the future, little dude, just know that I mean every fucking…

Hot tip: don’t try to convince your SO to have period sex by saying “But you get to pretend you’re washing off the blood of your enemies when you take a shower!” I (drunkenly) thought that was hilarious. He did not.

oh, so thats what it means.

Jew, reporting in! Guess who has two thumbs, a futon, and endless empathy for a refugee narrative? *this mensch*

The churches are now going to have to become literal refuges, again. I know the Catholics are ready, now everyone else has to get their asses in gear.

I’m happy for those 330 people, and have a lot of respect for Obama and all the crap that’s been flung at him, but... how about a sense of urgency on the day before a tyrannical traitor takes over??? We’re all going to die. And not in a philosophical sense where we talk about mortality and the long arc of history and…

mainstream Biblical teachings of sacrifice exemplified by Mother Theresa

STOP WATCHING ME and it’s Thai/sate.

she looks like she’s waiting for delivery food in front of a random building because her actual address has been flagged by the pizza joint down the street and this is the only way she can get garlic knots.

Her body is ready for whichever Walhberg is hard.

In geek (and sundry) news; nerd queen to spawn child process.

I am always amazed at how poorly his clothes fit. I’m not shaming him for his body shape, I’m just confused. We know he’s a man who cares a lot about his image. We know he’s a man who claims to have buckets of money. Why does he always look like he’s dressed himself from the clearance rack at Sears?

Honestly, does the man not have ANYTHING to wear that is even remotely tailored to fit his bulbous figure?

we do not “engage in an economic cost/benefit analysis to see whether the children receive medical treatment”

Hear, hear!