I live in suburban Denver. The gun nuts/NRA members are also the ultra religious Christian types. They think that Jesus loves guns, apparently.

Fun fact: My friend (child actor) had a three way with her and another male actor when they were teenagers.

My father made everyone take home flowers after my grandmother’s funeral. He didn't want them going to waste at the cemetery. I was horrified.

Flare jeans are back in! They really balance out my hips. I am so excited for fall fashion.

I’m so torn on this subject. My son is 12, and a damn good quarterback. He has had coaches from many teams trying to recruit him. I force him to play flag football, instead of tackle, because I don’t want him to get hurt. At some point (high school) he is going to have to play tackle. I’m afraid that he is going to…

It does kind of annoy me that she has to go on and on, in every interview, about how she has never consumed alcohol, smoked, done drugs etc.

I had this conversation with my tea party loving mother in law, when I was dating my current husband. She said that she had never met anyone who had an abortion, but she knew that she couldn't be friends with one. I told her that I had an abortion in college. She turned beet red, and left the room. She later asked my…

I notice this too, and it creeps me out a little bit. I don't know how to respond to the attention of someone almost young enough to be my son. I also question his intentions. Does he think I'm rich? Does he think that older women are freaks in bed? It's just weird.

1) Obama never brought up religion or race, when he extended the invitation to this kid. ‘Black lives matter’ is completely irrelevant in this situation.

I usually use a combination of yelp and tripadvisor when I travel. I was a yelp elite member at one time, but ripped a Dr to shreds at one point, and changed my name to a pseudonym. They took my elite status away, because I wanted to share my story, without publishing my real name.

Candy corn is really good with coffee, if you don't mind eating candy for breakfast. You only live once, yo.

I went to a wedding once, as a guest of a college friend. A guy in the wedding party took a liking to me. He wasn’t my type, but seemed like fun, and we were both single. He insisted on dragging me into ALL of the wedding photos (even though me and the bride protested). He was wasted and kept yelling “She is my date”!…

She is a cute little puppet though!

I actually think he’s kind of cute. Yes, I would.

I don’t know about him being bisexual, but I don’t think it would be a stretch. I have a friend who has attended sex parties with Jeter (my friend played baseball). Apparently, a lot of the guys from the Yankees attended. My friend didn’t say anything about Jeter’s sexuality, but said that Giambi came ‘really close to…

Maybe the person who shipped it used eBay/PayPal shipping, so eBay is printed on the label?

My husband’s tea party relatives are big Carson supporters. They think that he can win because he is black and intelligent (they honestly believe that Obama won because he is black).

I graduated from an inner city school of 2,000 students, and I only knew a couple of virgins by senior year. Hell, people were having sex in middle school. The girls who were ‘shamed’ and deemed ‘slutty’, were the ones who had group sex with boys.

I’m totally craving chocolate cake now, and I'm supposed to be dieting. Thanks, Kris Jenner.

He is still the hotness.