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True. But children under the age of consent should be protected until they are old enough to make decisions that could literally effect their lifelong health. There’s a reason we don’t trust 14 year olds to make their own life decisions (joining the military, juvenile justic system, etc) — they’re not ready to decide

I don’t think that’s feasible for many reasons, but that certainly would be a sure fire way to stop it. I do think that tackle football should be banned before college and/or that there should be extensive educational outreach to players and their parents on the risks prior to joining a team.

Change #1 is ban football

These are GORGEOUS. These are also what my husband would call “pajamas.”

Honestly? They’re mostly going to be pointed at the ceiling... I don’t think I can bear to ruin the beautiful soles. They’re sittin’ shoes.

That and “Let me educate you.” Both those phrases basically push the MURDER EVERYONE button in my lizard brain.

My daily fantasy consists of both of these companies going away.

I’m sorry. I was assisting in a class once, and a student farted. His classmates started to snicker. I wanted to move to the other side of the room, to avoid the smell, but I didn’t want to embarrass him, so I just stood there awkwardly, in his fart.

It would be disrespectful if he did it on purpose or wafted it in your face, but I am sure he was excruciatingly holding it in and eventually burst.

I understand farting is probably not acceptable while you just started dating but I think once you move-in together (or if you spend too much time in each others place) it is a bit difficult to keep with the “I do not poop or fart” false. Yes, preferably save your fart for the restroom but sometimes it is just not

TL;DR but

When my wife and I first started living together as a (not yet married) couple, I noticed on a lazy rainy Saturday that she kept getting up from the couch we were sharing to go to the bathroom. It took about five trips before I realized she was going in there to fart. Then I said the words that have haunted me ever

Lets be real here farts are fucking hilarious. I also think poop jokes are hilarious. I’m 6 years old.

Just another manic Munn day.

He doesn’t need to be prodded, messed with, touched, or interfered with.

I am totally fine with body hair on men; I actually like something to play with when snuggling.

Mr. Cohen needs to quit complaining. If anything, I find Daniel Craig aspirational: I can still look amazing in my 40s and 50s! That's awesome!

If the complete opposite of the character you're writing is someone completely unlikeable with no appeal, beware! Your first character is probably a Mary Sue.

#19: Coincidences to get characters into trouble are great; coincidences to get them out of it are cheating.

See rule 12. That's the first thing that came to your mind. What other ways could someone be the opposite of Hercules? Instead of a weak girl, how about a weak man? Maybe the king Eurystheus, to whom he was enslaved. How about a strong woman, like Queen Hippolyta or Hera? Hercules was bisexual, so maybe his nemesis is