It’s the Jesus coming out.

That made me laugh, but I’d probably panic-kick anyone that stared me in the eye and yelled Creed at me. I burned my ass in a tanning booth (it was for a wedding) because I was stuck in the booth mostly naked when Creed came on the radio and I jumped. I blame Scott Stapp and Creed’s garbage music.

Any jury would acquit you. Self-defense, no question.

I would murder anyone who creedbombed me.

Eh, the fact that BET has put out The Book of Negroes and Being Mary Jane gives it a bit of a reprieve in my book. Until a rival network that fosters talented black actors, writers, and directors pop up, I’m fine with it staying around.

I remember how many people were upset on Tori’s behalf when her father didn’t leave her anything/much in his will and viewed her mom as being greedy.

If, in fact, Candy Spelling is paying for her grown-ass daughter’s house and food and kid’s school, then I don’t feel bad for tori.

Kelsey Grammer, worst dad ever.

‘Gross in Real Life’ would have been a much better title for his book.

This is gross. And exactly what I imagined he’d be like in real life.

Either Lea Michelle has been replaced by a life-sized molded rubber action figure in a wig, or she needs to back WAY THE FUCK OFF on the makeup.

I’m with you on the Ted Talks, but I think it was pretty clear in this article that they’re telling people who have the ability to set aside money to do so, and they acknowledge that not everyone is lucky enough to be in that position. For the slice of the population that’s able to save but hasn’t been doing so (a…

Eight years ago I did this and was pretty broke but did it anyway. Managed to save about $10k in the Fuck Off Fund through income tax returns that I didn’t blow on my usual “i want that shit!” tradition and some major meal planning and saving.... then one day my boss told me that if I went on maternity leave - bear in…

I know it’s not attainable for everyone, but if you’re working, still live at home or have the support of your parents, it’s essential to sock away $2-5K for emergencies. I told this to my cousin for exactly the reasons above- you do not want to be stuck in a shitty situation because you’re living beyond your means.…

This is extraordinarily practical advice, and I never understand how my married friends are comfortable combining EVERYTHING.

“I abuse women who are conscious! That should count for something!”

There is a large group of people in this country who don’t have enough to live on under normal circumstances, and there is no advice that can possibly make that better. I mean, maybe someone who knows the ins and outs of your specific situation could help you know where to squeeze, but no generic article is ever going…

Nobody talks about the freeze response enough. We hear about fight or flight, but never freeze. I was running in a park last Saturday morning when a guy tried to grab my ass as I ran by. I saw it coming and smacked his hand away, but then kept running for another 50 yards before I could process it. Then I froze, burst…

Our brains respond to threats differently. When it's someone else being harmed, the trauma is secondary, and easier to work through with the distance. When it's us, personally, it's a lot harder to get out of the fight/flight/freeze response.

To be clear, while my conduct may have been inappropriate, I have never drugged anyone or engaged in that type of behavior.