"Audible! When you don't feel like reeeeeading!!"

He started a terrible trend, like a sore that just gets worse and worse.

It was like a relentless machine gun.  I doubt there were any survivors from that show.

After gritting my teeth through his aural assault on DLM, I want to hunt down Joe Pettis and force him at gun point to smoke a case of unfiltered Pall Malls so his fingernail on chalkboard laugh is shoved comfortably into the Tom Waits spectrum.  Adding insult to physical injury (my ears), he brought jack shit to that…

That Warburton Nerdist ep was so boring, I gave up while he was droning on about Pearl Jam and his kids.

I was so hoping DiMaggio would do his Audible bit.

Have you heard of Michelle Shepard? She's leading the team in the north-east.

Oh, how I want Maria Bamford to have a happy life; no one is more deserving of one.

Oh, how I want Maria Bamford to have a happy life; no one is more deserving of one.

Pretty sure The David Feldman Show is the only podcast where they prep for editing by dropping acid.  Trainwreck Salad.

Pretty sure The David Feldman Show is the only podcast where they prep for editing by dropping acid.  Trainwreck Salad.

I couldn't picture Paul Rudd to save my life.  So I win.

I couldn't picture Paul Rudd to save my life.  So I win.

He's fine, if you have ten or twelve hours to kill.

He's fine, if you have ten or twelve hours to kill.

I wish he'd drop the questions from the crowds!  IF we can even hear them (some times repeated -ahem HEARING TEST ahem - they ain't worth the time wasted.

I wish he'd drop the questions from the crowds!  IF we can even hear them (some times repeated -ahem HEARING TEST ahem - they ain't worth the time wasted.

"Welcome to Sklarbro C-" "Let me interrupt you right there to-" "Let ME re-interrupt you and possibly myself to say…"

"Welcome to Sklarbro C-" "Let me interrupt you right there to-" "Let ME re-interrupt you and possibly myself to say…"

It is very ungrateful to complain about something you love, but…  While I still listen to each episode of The Smartest Man in the World two or three times, I do wish Greg would drop the questions from the audience if they can't be properly recorded.  Maybe dump it even if they are, as most spur-of-the-moment questions…