I don't even have anything intelligent left to say about this guy any more. It's just UGH x infinity. Americas biggest troll.

ACCURATE.

I love your take on this! You’re right, speculating on the Kardashians is a victimless crime.

Now if you can work in chevrons and mason jars, I feel like we could hit Pinterest-perfect level in no time.

Oh you are onto something. My kids are toddlers and at this point I feel like I could be replaced by a recording that repeated “Wipe your nose! Stop licking that! Wash your hands! Time to go to the toilet!” I could do myself out of a job actually.

Ha! In the listing pictures for the house I eventually bought, the bathroom had a huge sign on the wall that said “BATHE” like a command. It made me wonder about people who had to be told to wash, by their bathroom.

I had a very good source tell me this relationship was fake. But then they got engaged, and while I can see a fake relationship being good PR, can an engagement or wedding be for PR? I'm not sure what Packer is getting out of this.

It’s always wrong. I don’t have an angle. The town I live in was home to the Celts, who were killed off by invading Romans, then the Vikings moved in, then the Normans. We have statues and monuments to all of those cultures. England has a very rich heritage of immigrants/invaders, on top of which it sent out parties…

I have a small bust, big tummy (two csections & scar tissue galore), but glorious legs. I get around in things like this in the hope that I look okay and it balances me out. Nobody has (yet) asked me if I’m preggers again so I think its working for me so far.

I live in the UK now and the sheer disbelief I had at the number of Brits complaining about immigrants during the Brexit referendum was staggering. Like the rest of the world got a chance to not have the Brits come and annexe their country FFS.

They just straight up admit they'll be rejecting UN conventions??

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😢

More! More! More! Tell us stories!

To be fair though, at this point, do we think the magazines really think that anyone believes them?

I bloody loved your story about crying after the leftovers were gone.

UGH FOREVER. That is awful and they should feel very bad about that.

I’m at the point of being angry with my husband, and he’s not done anything wrong at all! I just feel so frustrated, and so let down, threatened, and patronised by the patriarchy and he’s the nearest representative. Ugh.

It’s a hard call, but it’s a good point. My mum remarried when I was 17 and I hated the guy. He was never physically abusive, but verbally he cut me and my younger sisters to shreds. My mum was desperate not to be alone and wouldn’t stand up for us. On one hand, I think asking a person to sacrifice their life for…

Oh this is a disappointing new view on this story. You think she just got lost and cooked up this tale to cover her embarrassment? Actually sounds like something I'd do, come to think of it.

Come to York. Much prettier.