Word. And perfect gif choice. I like to think I’m a relatively chilled out mum, but the thing that pisses me off is dads being described as ‘babysitting’. I’m unable to refrain from replying in an inappropriately loud voice “NO, ITS CALLED PARENTING.”

I mean, it has to be stupidity doesn’t it? Surely, SURELY, it’s obvious to even a dullard that investing in the health of its citizens is in a country’s best interests?? I never understand that viewpoint.

Nah you were being a jerk.

Lucky we have people on the Internet to point these things out for us huh.

I’m not on the dole, you can keep your snark to yourself. Are you American? Americans always seem judgy about benefits.

I’m an unemployed immigrant to the UK. I don’t pay taxes here. I had a baby in an NHS hospital. Induction, gas, morphine, epidural, eventual emergency csection, four day stay to recover, and I did not pay one penny. Tell me how you think that’s not “free”. I also have a maternity exemption card that gave/gives me free…

Stop 😭

Classic Aussie documentary.

I think cutesy and twee was the central premise of HIMYM to be fair.

Woah woah woah. I starred you halfway through that comment but when it came to you saying Marshall and Lily should be broken up you lost me! Now iPhone won't let me take back my star, but consider that star UNEARNED good sir/madam.

In Australia we say “pash and dash”.

AGREED.

That’s very English. Confused the fuck out of me when I moved here.

I’m breastfeeding my baby and had to find a sports bra that was compatible with getting home from the gym and *immediately* getting a boob out. My old ones used to have me practically dislocating a shoulder to get them off but I found a zip front one and it is AMAZING. What a revelation. I don’t think i’ll ever go…

YES. I qualify for two gold medals. No details, I’m still not talking about it, but I will take my two gold medals thankyouverymuch. And a big raspberry to the participation ribbon mothers, bless them, bless them all.