Can you imagine if you gave a gift at a shower and someone was like oooh that’s a $30 gift when they bring in x amount a year??! 

claiming the skit had not been in the competition’s script and had not been authorized by the board

I think he looks *a lot* like Seth MacFarlane.

After three children, I can attest that skin to skin contact with your newborn does foster a great bond with your children. It also is the first test of fatherhood - not dropping your child when they grab a fistful of chest hair and yank it out.

I don’t know why this is so fascinating to watch.

This is the second or third story I’ve read this week about people being hospitalized over avocados.

The biggest revelation on the lead story is that Joy Behar is 75. Who knew!

I actually cried a little bit over this one and I didn’t even know the dude. You put into words why, I think. I’ll miss his show. I’m sad that he’s gone. I pray for his loved ones.

Honestly if this is the worst we ever unearth about Mr Rogers I’ll take it

I’m actually going to give Kim credit. I still fucking hate Trump though. Nothing he could do, besides resign, could ever make me come close to liking him.

Kim K is often worthy of criticism but she’s also worthy of credit where it’s due. This is an unequivocally good thing she did.

That Cate Blanchett suit deserves a bigger photo. It must weigh a ton.

Yeah.. not feeling that octopus thing. I’m gonna go with the highlighter muppet.

I think I’d rather see Elle Woods balancing life as a ‘Yummy Mummy’ with a run at one of your State Attorny positions or State Governor.

I will watch this and I won’t be sorry.

She already hired a team of attorneys to take up her case and look at appeal options... Besides busting her out of jail this is the only alternative our (broken!) legal system provides. Yeah obviously Trump doesn’t do anything for anyone unless he thinks it benefits him, but he also has transparently and pathetically…

Yeah, he’s not out there changing the world, but he and his lighthearted dad jokes made these kids’ day, and God knows they really deserved as good a graduation day as possible. He seems to really care about this issue, and is walking the walk. Good on Fallon.