I understand why people like taking things and warping it for entertainment value, but do we have to skullfuck every children’s show to entertain adults?

Fake Christianity seems to be our chief export.

My partner has a relative that I find to be Very Extra, but she almost always brings a big pyrex dish of buffalo chicken dip to parties so she’s great.

I was diagnosed with BPD at around the same age Pete is - I also thought I had an addiction problem but it was masking deeper issues. Knowing his childhood trauma issues it is not surprising. My BPD has actually totally cleared up as it does for most sufferers with age. I had to work on getting to the source of my own…

#correction— Davidson has Borderline Personality Disorder, that’s what the “bpd” stands for.

You mean ****ercream birthday cakes.

I am deeply convinced that Elon Musk is a comic book villain come to life. He’s just still in the phase where everyone thinks of him as just being a tech genius.

As a dad of three, I can offer the only advice you need to know: Everyone else’s advice is wrong when applied to your baby.

No matter how we feel about Charles (and believe me, I have been on Team Diana since the get go) it’s obvious William and Harry have a good relationship with him now, and this is Harry & Meghan’s day, and I am going to enjoy the hell out of it.

Also, like, that’s Harry’s dad. He probably loves him, regardless of his parent’s divorce. I know they’re royals and stiff upper lip and all that, but there’s solid evidence that Charles was a caring father in private.

For real.

Does anyone in their right mind read Samantha’s side of things and think, “Oh, that poor woman! Meghan has been so unkind!”? What a shameless, short-sighted, embarrassment. Every quote is another hash mark in the “No Wonder” column.

Does anyone else while reading stories about Meghan Markle’s extended family think about which of their own extended family would be selling stories to the press if they were to marry royally?

Meg and I do not have a relationship now.

SAMANTHA MARKLE I SWEAR TO GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP.

I’ve always wanted that too. But no matter how I try I can’t get the basketball to spin properly on my finger.

Sure we knew it— but he used his privilege/writing/access to put it out there in a way that suddenly people started to care. I’m not going to turn down any champions or advocates who can have that impact.

Nobody will ever convince me he’s not Sinatra’s kid. He’s the spitting image ...