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Women have been collectively treated like shit for centuries. Centuries.

ID42 was both ridiculous and terrible and awesome. I hope they someday make the 43rd one.

Does this look ridiculous and kind of terrible? Yes. Will I still see it in theaters? Absolutely.

raise your hand if you’re completely, totally, 100% OVER chris pratt.

Literally laughing out loud at the idea of Trump recommending a book. It’s “really good”, he says, but we all know he doesn’t read shit but the Mickey D’s menu and the alt-right twitter feed.

That’s an honestly even better payment because you can put it on one of those really cool coin stands, put it on your bookshelf. If he really wanted to be a dick, pay it in pennies. But also, quit being a dick about this dude, no one likes you as it is.

He probably thinks that a Sacajawea coin is an insult, the same way Trump likes to sling around Pocahontas.

Do you want my secret recipe for eggnog? Here it is:

As someone w long ass dry ass curly ass hair CONDITIONER IS NOT A SCAM SIR. Not even a little bit. I could give up shampoo but never ever conditioner

If you knew how much horse jizz costs, you’d know it wasn’t the good stuff

I taught my toddler grandson to call those “night cheese”. Now when he spends the night, before he goes to bed, he runs to the fridge and grabs the red cheese and sings the night cheese song.

*looks up from unzipping fourth round of cheese from its little red wax coat*

They dragged their feet too long. But Spacey’s accusations included on-set stuff where Netflix could be liable as an employer for not acting on numerous complaints of workplace harassment (and probably already will be.) Nobody could sue them for actions Masterson committed off-set.

I don’t know WHAT it is about it but I HATE that skin-toned net on dresses. I’d rather it be see-through white or black or whatever, but the SKIN TONE just reminds me of robbers with pantyhose on their faces or a Princess Jasmine costume from 1993.

Honestly, I think he’s a much better actor and would have rocked this particular role.

Kushner has the look of someone who blankly stares at the wall whenever no one else is in the room.

Dear Jezebel writers, just so you know, I will click on each and every Meghan/Harry article you post. thank you.

But he’s clearly the bonitis guy!

I’d be really happy if from now on, all Mooch articles were posted with photos of Mario Cantone as the Mooch. Who at Jezebel can I take this up with?

This stunned me. I have worked in literacy programs with kind, wonderful, strong (and very shamed) adults. They simply have a hard time reading (for myriad reasons), and some of the compensations they have developed are beyond genius.