If you based your science on the level of expert knowledge ca. 1965, you could have made your assertion that “transsexuals [are] willfully misgendering themselves” based on the knowledge of the day. In that year, a blue ribbon medical commission created by the New York City Department of Health came to the conclusion…

Wonderful! Because I am not joking about the gravy boats. I have a gravy boat on the kitchen sink that I use to hold the sponge. I have a gravy boat that I use as a neti pot. One gravy boat is on the bureau holding the favorite makeup brushes. TOOT TOOT HERE COMES THE GRAVY BOAT!

This white person jumped over “sketchy” right onto “terrifying”!!

I don’t have a problem with vending machines or having them in more places. My problem is more with this actual pitch for trying on purpose to get rid of bodegas and acting like their idea is this new amazing thing when really it’s something that’s always existed.

You’re giving her too much credit. She doesn’t know who Slash is and she certainly wouldn’t know his performance style.

He’s hot, in shape, and pleasant-seeming—three things entirely unfamiliar to these goblins.

Yes, I had arguments with people who thought “scientists will be doing this really soon” (they’re not) after the book came out and then again after the film. I’m trained as an evolutionary ecologist and my wife is a professor of molecular evolutionary genetics, yet people were CERTAIN we didn’t understand the…

With a name like Smelcer he had to be bad.

I’ve lived with pretty severe bipolar disorder I since I was 14 (diagnosed only at age 28, but the symptoms set in far, far earlier than that). I know the pain of being so depressed you can’t get out of bed for days at a time, so much that even the thought of showering is too exhausting to accomplish. I know how it…

I too am down with the separate bedroom recommendation. Anyone who can afford a separate bedroom should have one. There is such a thing as too much intimacy, people. Do we really want to share all our private rituals, our toilet time, our snores and snorts, sicknesses and smells? Talk about killing the magic in the…

Rest easy, Charlie.

I had a 21 week stillbirth and I thought I would die, it hurt so much. I can’t imagine Charlie’s parents’ pain, and I hope they heal well. I don’t agree with some of their choices (although I don’t presume to know how I’d act in the same situation) but I never once doubted that they love him with…

“Oh, you were giving up.”

Jinx.

Beef is not a salmonella vector. It’s ecoli you need to worry about, and it’s on the surface, which is why rare steak is fine and healthy for everyone (even the immuno-compromised) while ground beef should always be cooked well done.

I think my plan for my kid is that I won’t provide financial assistance if he joins a fraternity. If I’m paying for him to go to school, I’m paying for him to go to school, not to party or forget his morals and human decency in the wake of group think.

My daughter was a breech baby, so I had a scheduled c-section (two and a half weeks ago!)

🎶 Just another dick and a wall 🎶

Seriously, I only just found out and I’m still trying to absorb the shock that I can never use that emoji anymore.

That was my thought. The ad itself seems shady, but the comment about “this is our response to Balenciaga” ruins it.