This sounds like a job for Mike Rowe

That reminds me of when I helped a homeless person. I'd been turned off of giving people money after watching them walk into a store and buy liquor after I gave it to them. So, I offered this homeless man a meal. He walked over with me to Jack in the Box, and then I noticed some others following us. I asked if…

There are some things that would laugh if hit by a nuke

Sharks with Frikin lasers...in a lightning storm. Now that's a weapon!

So, will this now be one of your sources for Dealzmodo? I'd like to say it's got good deals on it, but I can't get to the website. It's been Giz'd.

This is a brilliant move!! I mean, with kids having less and less PE, cause, you know, they might break a few skin cells, you can develop your connective tissue bye...eating connective tissue.

Could I sue the hackers if they make my coffee too hot when I spill it in my lap?

Scenes like this make me kick myself for forgetting to put Top Gear in my Netflix queue

If two collide it's possible. Black holes form when the core of the star has so much mass, not even the neutrons can hold back the force of gravity, and everything collapses into a singularity.

Well, I for one thinks it's nice to see somebody give that money to charity and get a nice science project in return. I'm pretty sure that's the only reason that guy spent $8000 on a chicken McNugget

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Solution, pull the batteries. No more LED. People will think the camera is real. Don't people walk up to the camera and flip the bird? Or have I been watching too much tv?

Looks like I survived all that too, plus Nostradamus' "prediction" that California would slide into the ocean. I was actually driving up Pacific Coast Hwy when I heard the people talking about it on the radio.

I have to agree with you. If any of my "real friends" considered me closer than their own children, then it's time for a "real intervention". My friend would need some help

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This guy is living proof that if you drink a gallon of coffee, you'll be thin.

I wouldn't worry about that. When I was trying to lose weight, I was getting dis-heartened, cause I did pretty much the same thing, and not really losing. Fortunately, I was working out at a gym and a trainer overheard me lamenting. He took me over, did a body-fat analysis, and then repeated it every two days for…

You mean, like when Anonymous hacked people's bank accounts and donated the money to charity? Problem is, they didn't hack Bill Gates bank account, they hacked Joe Cashier's bank account. There are some pretty bad stories that came out of that, at least one from a poor guy who had a fixed income.

After reading this, I realized that there already is a way to reduce this risk. Verbally confirm with the doctor what medication he's prescribing for you, then verbally confirm it with the pharmacist. You should know if you're ordering Janumet and you get Oxycontin. Well that, and your over-excitement will probably…

You know, when some people comment "First World Problems", I think this is one of them.