I think the apostle Paul said it best when he described why he wouldn't eat meat if someone found it offensive, or do other things if the particular culture found it offensive. He said, basically, while these actions are legal, they are not right given the circumstances. This man is supposed to represent Jesus, and…

You know, I've been accused of having "cornerback" hands. Long, skinny fingers, but lack of ability to catch consistently. Now you're telling me they're fat? You trying to make my fingers bulimic?

I'll start worrying if I google b and it comes up with bail bond companies, and if I google k, it comes up with king county jail, and I'm actually doing something shady...

I have to admit, after I got a roomba, I noticed my carpet was a lighter shade after using it everyday for two week. I loved it for that.

@superhrman: If a TV is over 55", I do care. The thinner it is, the lighter it is, and the less beer I'll owe my friend who helps me carry

@pixelsnader: See: Northwest Microbrews

God, I would kill for some of that hair in the can spray. There's all kinds of fun we could have with that. Just don't fall asleep around us.

"I'm currently in jail for running over a teenager who was texting while walking and not paying enough attention to dodge me as I was texting while driving. I'll get back to you in two weeks"

@Nick: Dangit!! I thought it was you that burned me!!

@Nick: Funny, same thing happens here. See, what you don't know is she comes back to me to "actually get the job done"

Hey, I could set Tasker to tell SetCPU to overclock my CPU 500% if it receives the text message "xxxxx". Then the CPU will get hot enough to set the thief's pants on fire that stole my phone!!

@Hello Mister Walrus: I can walk in there and say "Where the white women at?"

I was learning Cambodian for a little while, and I learned that the people had no concept of a "huge crowd", like an unnumbered mass of people. It was interesting trying to explain the concept to them.

I used to have the blockbuster online service and ditched it for netflix for their online streaming. I kinda wanna go back to the "old" blockbuster. It was awesome, being able to get movies on their release date, then go into the store and do an exchange for your videos. It was awesome for us, but a horrible move…

@Squalor: Surrreee. That's what they'd officially say. I'll tell you what, to prove you wrong, I'll volunteer for the first flight. If I don't die, I'll come back and tell you "I told you so!!" If I do die, my will'll have instructions in it to have a messenger tell you "I told you so!"

@Mr. Mastodon Farm: I believe their mindset is

So who's going to be the "dummy" to get himself launced on the test flight. Knowing them Danes, they'll easily be able to find a live person.

@Curves: Funny, I was given a glass of that by someone who told me it was "just rum". He'd earned my trust before then. No projectile vomiting for me. Fortuanately, my wife heeded my warning that if she touched me, I would throw up.

I wonder if it's like Superman the ride at Six Flags Magic Mountain in Cali. It makes you go zero g for 7 secs. I talked to several friends who also rode it, and we all got this wierd, "head spinning" sensation, where we couldn't tell if we were up, down, left right whatever when the ride was on it's way down, and…

@jonathan comments sometimes: No, my problem was I was broke and impatient and didn't want to save up the money so I could get a better phone. I thought I could cheat the system, get the Cliq, let it be upgraded, root it, and use it like any other phone. Of course, the plot blew up in my face, and here I am.