"I'm passed out on the floor, of the hotel bar, but it don't matter cuz I'm feelin fine"
These are the dumbest lyrics ever. If you are passed out on the floor, how are you singing? If you are passed out on the floor you are most decidedly not "feelin fine". If you are passed out on the floor of the hotel bar, it won't…

CAN'T BUY A BUCKET!!!

I eventually broke my Sega from throwing the controller after the BS full court buzzer beaters in back to back games.

That's Barder college, you fraud.

You should have stolen one that was funny.

Double-noggin-knocker! - Gorilla Monsoon