But they will still be nepo babies eventually if they pursue any career in the entertainment industry.

Gyllenhaaaaaaaal....

they have the luxury of not having to constantly pander to that type of audience who, if they don’t hear from you in the last 4 hours, you’re dead to them

I think Conan O’Brien should have been invited.

He and Aniston are both in the Sandler Cinematic Universe.

I don’t normally get emotionally involved in celebrity relationships, but I was sad when I saw Ali Wong’s divorce. I met her husband at one of her shows (hell, he was in the lobby selling her t-shirts).

“It vaguely reminds me of his fellow Saturday Night Live alum Pete Davidson’s own approach to romance” - which is literally the exact opposite approach.

Driving through New Jersey’s Bridge and Tunnel Land was a lot of fun with the old Tom Tom. It never took into account that you were on a bridge and would want you to make a left on the road underneath it. If you missed it, you got “Make the next u-turn” and “Recalculating route.” A seemingly 20 minute drive somewhere…

Just wait, pretty soon it will be the Rock and Kevin Hart remaking it.

All I know is that this is quite possibly one of the most heartwarming shots in all of cinema.

I look at you all, see the love there that’s sleeping 

Our shower curtain rings had no idea they were such a dated, out of touch technology. Hard to tell if they’re weeping, but it’s a good bet.

Who among us.

Well, y’know, if yer gonna get fired from a gig, you might as well get fired for a reason.

I’m at that stage in life where I’ve been burned by too many good looking guys, so I’m more about does he have a nice body, good dick, and great hygiene?

Funny, that’s how I feel about the US Men’s soccer team.

The rhythm method is great.

I love this. I have been gleefully watching the FTX fallout, and I love adding the Tom/Giselle break up to the narrative. My head cannon is now going to also include that Giselle didn’t want to do the FTX sponsorship, but Tom talked her into it and maybe invested more than she wanted to into the venture. If they got…

People’s 41-year-old Sexiest Man Alive has a 25-year-old girlfriend.

It’s unclear why Drake felt the need to dig into Megan like this, other than just blatant misogyny for a little bit of clout. Clearly one hungry for attention, his rollout for the album included him posting a lot of Hentai porn to his Instagram, as well as an interview with a deep-fake version of Howard Stern about…