Still sounds much better than haggis. 

So.... “cheugy” is essentially the opposite of “fetch”.

Put some effort into looking effortless! Care more about looking like you don’t care! Don’t look outdated but please dress your age, but don’t look old!

Do all that, but also don’t be tryhard or pickme!

“Not meatloaf again!”

You’re gonna do this and not define the word? You guys do know that you have a rapidly aging commentariat, right?

That’s the one!

In the Before Times, our local Goodwill stores had these HUGE, once a year blowout sales of all the shiny, sequined, boa-ed stuff they’d had donated over the year--it’s basically Black Friday but for terrific sequined smoking jackets. Professional thrifters treat this as their wedding day and Christmas combined. They…

I NEVER donate to Salvation Army. I don’t shop their either, which isn’t a difficult choice because our local one is dirty and has crap stuff.

Exactly. Just a look, and she always nailed it. 

YOU’VE GOT TO BE FUCKING ME!!! I LOVED THIS WOMAN SO HARD!!! 

Helen McCrory was so great in so many things, but honestly my favorite of hers was her performance(s) as Cherie Blair in The Queen and The Special Relationship. She did such a great job of subtly conveying exactly who Cherie is, the nature of her relationship to Tony and her feelings about world events with just a…

I had one job where after I had gotten to the parking lot, I had to spend five minutes just psyching myself up to get out of the car and go into the building. I also thought about driving off a bridge on my way home. I think I have you beat CBS lady. 

Any of the ladies from the cast of Kath & Kim, Essie Davis, Miranda Otto, or Toni Collette.

Prince Albert has 3 illegitmate children two are with black women and they have all been confirmed to be his via blood tests. He needs to have several seats. 

Ironic that the man who had to forcibly detain his fiance to stop her fleeing the country in the weeks before their wedding is weighing in on how Harry should keep quiet about the British royal family treated Meghan Markle in a similar fashion...

3 times trying to escape?! YIKES. 

Isn’t Prince Albert the one whose wife keeps trying to run away? I know there is a current story about a Princess from Dubai trying to escape but didn’t one of the Euro princesses try to bail on her marriage several years ago but ended up going back? A blonde? I think it was Albert’s wife. 

This is what happens when Prince Albert is allowed out of the can.

“Look, I agree to a point, but what makes you think that his family wouldn’t be just as loving? There are also a lot more things to consider to. Financial aspects for example, and the family situation as well, then you have her health.”