my mom loved willie geist

i invested in satellite radio this year and have heard none of these. WHEW.

Don’t ever, EVER change at Jamaica.

I know, it’s the LEAST of the crimes, but I can’t stand when people say British when they mean English. I’m a fan of specifics.

I do spicy plum chutney. It’s a deeper flavor, not as sweet as other chutneys. but thousand Island is nothing to sneeze at. I’m gonna make this at wokr, see what happens...

talk about wacked subplots...

oh my god im crying best thing all day

Jesus Christ..this one really hurts. Used to see them live all the time.Lots of lost memories coming back.

See, I read a little different account of this interaction...trying to remember where i saw it..

My love sends me best lines from the depressing Arby’s twitter

For spite. People do shit out of spite. Sounds like: ”don’t tell me what to do “ and “oh yeah? well, now i’m gonna break it so no one is happy”.

Last time I attempted to skate, in 1989, I fell on me knees so many times........

Happy Anniversary Babe!

What’s John Edwards been up to these days?

Oh holy . shit.

Please. If you try hard enought you can find that Jerry Lewis concertration camp clown movie. EW.

My Karaoke go to. And I can’t help but always link this song with it in my head: