Hey now, I only use my mircowave for melting butter.

Closed shipyards in Scotland first. Anywhere but England.

call me.

in super big maxi pad and tampons. Security Men won’t go near it. Women Security feel bad that you had to put that in a ziplock.

Counterpoint: that’s where I hide the weed/pills.

very page six

Uh...yeah I did that. And my idiot friends too

Brittany Howard did Ball of Confusion with the Roots tonight at concert for CVL. The place just. fucking .exploded.

Bitch move.

So, I was in around Glasgow and Greenock in 2000. I quit drinking a few years before, it was making me sick. So, I get to the pub with my cousins, and they are taking whisky orders. I decline. They all ”nah, we oor buying” I decline , with the reason”I don’t drink”. They all look puzzled, ask if I’m up the pole? “NO,…

I believe he’s mostly Scottish. The looks, the aggression, the humor...makes perfect sense.

NO, you are not. You eat stuff that makes you crapattack at HOME.

that’s...hilariously specific

Works for me

or heard him on stern

Full spite Glasgow, that is.

i like Quakers. So few left though.

he can’t live forever

That’s why you parrish shop.