I have no partner, no kids and STILL would NEVER get a pet. Fuck, I don’t even have plants. All too much trouble. And I never get lonely, so...

EXACTLY

Ever been to south shore long island? Haircuts, nails, plane tickets, healthcare, jeans, lawn service....

Fuck yes, indeed.

Placemats.

Wait, so the car was not an option? How did you get the wee one home? Could you not have cranked up ac and waited inside while it cooled down? No lie, we traveled with bubble wrap. Used it as the mat, threw it away when done.

KILTS FOR ALL.

But I like dressses. I want to wear them. I wear them to work all summer long, cause pants in Virginia humdity? For. The. Birds.

As a fat lady in peri, it’s HEAVEN.

right? where is Jenna Marony???

I usually have a song for everything, any situation, rolling around in my head, I just remembered this to encapsulate the last three years

homesick.

Also, I wilfully slow down my ringing and drop stuff when a customer thinks they are saving time by skirting the rules. I hate that shit.

Hey Now..they do that shit at Whole Foods too. The customer who has waaayyy more than 10 items and says”Oh, I just counted and I have over ten, I think..” Guy. you KNOW you have more than 10 items, No! you make have to forgive you now! I told a customer once”you know, that’s why you should count BEFORE you queue up”…

I read that in trailer voice over guy.

Allison?

so?

Yeah, but Nitbee’s story...I don’t own any of her music and I’m 20 years older than her, but I love to see her have fun and enjoy her life. She never took herself seriously.

Holy shit..between the Starburst and the Wrigley’s and tons of water, I can just about talk without my lips sticking to my horseteeth.