tippyturtle
My Back! Still sore...
tippyturtle

i’m sttealing that

The dead brother though.....I mean, drinking yourself to death is so painful and spiteful

no no im sorry, i was just referring to the rig-a-ma-roll. I went down to “enlist” for jury duty when I was out of work and I was honest about my sexual assault, and they just send me home. I dunno, I felt defective. I did not mean to insult you at all, my fault.

you know you can talk to the judge in private, just to get your story out there, that this is bullshit.

what about four advil with a baileys milkshake and doughnuts. do that count?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

that ONE TIME at Dublin pub and I said it was FINE.

Sounds like my ex, Mark.

Hey now....dollar store sunglasses save me from killing my kids. break everything. in. the. house.

counter counterpoint: I am a menace on the road and will not change. There are many of me.

Now playing

Depends on the version. This is the one I grew up listening to on radio and in clubs. Still takes my breath away.

much like a day at Jones beach, working out your penis with a supermodel takes a lot outta ya.

whan you see me in a bathing suit and MM in a bathing siut, it’s like we are already not in the same species/phyllem, kingdom.

Yeah, Mandy Moore is my third wife in the script of my life, but also I believe that I have no buisness in the sea, the mountains or a farmers market so we’re even.

YYYYEEEAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

yes!! We either believe in giving people agency over their choices in religion or we don’t. I’m not telling another grown up how to worship, or worship at all.

yeah, it’s called XX.

great. All day I’m singing this now.