tippyturtle
My Back! Still sore...
tippyturtle

new go to at functions. thank you.

Im getting into bed and dailing it right now. Its amazing and enlightening.

NO.

YOU TELL ‘EM!!!

Pillows are like..4 bucks? 6, maybe? I replace two every year, and I have about 9 in rotation, so...Yeah I also get a new toothbrush every three months and throw away mascara after about a year.

Night of the Gun and The Tender Bar are really good. I just can’t with spoiled brat bored hipster babygirls. Mommy think pieces are just lame.  

....Awwwww shit....

Fuck you thats funny.

I am not proud, but i did say ‘ we just have buttsex, could that be why we have no babies? ’ on someone once

Go Kippenberger or go home. ....Or MacKintosh...

The whore corps.

Eww.

Now playing

Depeche Mode and their eternal message of life’s bad we all die lets fuck.

Yeah my answers to those questions is a version of “fuck yourself”

I walked out after the first hour. If that movie was an element it would be Boron.

ugghh..if this dum dum movie is your favorite, then ALL of your reviews are suspect. Just like if you lie to Judge Judy once, all your testimony is false.

counterpoint: g3t high and masturbate for three hours.

Don’t EVER apologize for playing the Three..

Real Genius.