tippyturtle
My Back! Still sore...
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My top stripper song if I someday need it..

crying laughing thank you

he was in London burning my personal history. whatevs.

Fried pickles and frito pie at galaxy diner, y’all!!!!

But it just feels so right!!

Spot on. And Barney Miller was one act plays that continued every week. So ahead of its time.

dead on.

Whoa. i knew there was cheating going on, but this fucked UP. This is a bad man.

Sweet potato bread grilled in kerrygold, dubliner cheedar mashed potatoes. plum chutney, chorizo stuffing, pulled turkey bbq. dunk in pot of beer cheese dip.

You fucking win. that’s that.

I use cheap brie or beer cheese spread but yeah...glorious results.

Yeah...but then you have to live in Texass. rather live on LI.

Best greek and korean foo. lucky you!!!!

Stay in downtown. anything off of 29 is sketch.

With all due respect, why did this take so long to post?

Good Christ....the douchchills alone will kill me.

I go with Fawn Leibowitz.

jim gaffigan is the only one that can do this

The only man Noel would call sir.