If they had just figured out a way to keep the Jets practicing here.

Sounds suspicoiusly healthy.

Fresh, really hot McD’s fries dipped in the chocolate milkshake.

Wait. I can one up this: I’m in the south and I refer myself as a Northern Cathoilc. A Christian is a born again to me. I went to a more progressive Catholic school and we were taugh science and fossils and all, had health and sex ed, were taught that the poor were Jesus’s favorite people, all that. So yeah, LIberty…

yes they do. its called the spilt seed. thats why the’ no masturbation clause’ in the get to heaven cults. They never addressed it for girls bause 1-girls don’t do that and 2-no seed to spill!!

Squid rings very....Pierce Hawthrone ?

this is fantastic. thank you!!!!!!!!!!!

Flounce!!!!! Love that !!!

Oh for God’s sake, kid. I will give you my hulu password and you can watch Scrubs and Casual all day.

I’m not that clever. Never ever.

I stand corrected! They took him to UVa, must be my feeble mind confusion.

SKITCHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was Charlottesville, but we don’t need the credit for that one. Several serial rapists are enough.

Ok, let’s not get nuts. My Da yelled at us all the time. We were wild kids and Mom worked weekends. It was never”you’re stupid”, more like”Get over here NOW!” in a busy parking lot. Moms yell at kids in public all the time. Ever hit up a Kmart?

Callling bullshit, officially.

I starred, but only cause I wanted to be 69.

Aww wait!! The Good Girl was really good. So was Friends with Money. Besides, I would MUCH rather get stuck in an elevator with Jen. You know she carries snacks and will talk shit about co stars and possibly make out with me. I would chew through my wrists to empty my veins rather than spend more than 3 mins in an…

Like Madonna!

Twelve monkeys > anything Angie ever did.

Goddamn you. All day at work and this is now in my head. Good job.