OH MY GOD CCD KIDS!

Holy shit, have you not listened to the commentary track?? It's s pisser.

No, i said sleep deprivation INDUCED PSYCHOSIS. Was pulled over and put in a locked facility for it. I’m well aware of its impact. I would have passed a lie detector test that I killed Jesus. I understand that this is used for torture,but this happens to regular people too. Even young pop stars.

If you find yourself in Roosevelt Field Mall, yeah you have to have something wrong with you. Place is a nightmare.

When I’m stuck in traffic or in an extra long line at Target, I yell your screen name. so, thnak you, love.

Holy shit just peed a little

ETA? Are you at the Delta kiosk??

i hate this whole conversation.

Lochte dumb?

Ah! I’m more...middle state. Think UVA. But I’m from Queens, so this is a small town to me!! But I love that drive to Charlotte taking 81 to 77 south, avoiding Tech drivers!

Ah! I’m more...middle state. Think UVA. But I’m from Queens, so this is a small town to me!! But I love that drive…

HAHAHAHA...oh sweetie..I got laid off and people in my small Virginia town are STILL coming up to me talking about the best thing I ever made. See, I was getting paid no matter what, so As long as I sampled something they left me alone. Team members would sometimes request stuff cause they were broke and hungry. Beer…

HAHAHAHA...oh sweetie..I got laid off and people in my small Virginia town are STILL coming up to me talking about…

Can I just tell you I was a demo specialisst @Whole Foods Market for 12 years, and this thing fucking LASTED. I did New zealand Lamb on it and it came out great, with grill marks. Best thing I ever did? Grilled doughnuts.with vanilla Blue Bell...

Can I just tell you I was a demo specialisst @Whole Foods Market for 12 years, and this thing fucking LASTED. I did…

let me find my clouds snuggie. it makes my toes happy.

...juuuust peed.

just want to hug you and make you hot coca and Bailey’s.

I’ve been with over 20 men (not at the same time) and had to seriously think about

Zing!

So don’t listen. We don't want you to. In fact, you are NOT ALLOWED TO LISTEN.

Cause its very very fucking funny. You must not be from NY. Or Philly.