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Is there nothing Depeche Mode can’t do?

Moms. Concerned Moms will stop this game.

cocksucker.

no sweetie.

You read Wiseguys? Herny Hill was way deep on point shaving for BC back when. The movie never even went near it. Too involved.

Mmmmmm....I’ve got my hands full with Casual right now.

Rdrr

When did we all move to Deadspin?

I fucking love this movie. The remake was lousy.

Oh my god yes! I was on pred for a week and i thought i was losing my shit. The ER Dr gave me about a five minute rundown in how to take it and i was like "is this safe? It sounds not safe"and her response was" oh yeah, you'll be fine. It works well."

That’s genius. My Mom sent my cousin Thanksgiving dinner. In March. It was fanststic!

Thats insane. I do mine in the bathroom at work so fast no one even thinks im pooping. Then again, i only do my eyes.

I don’t drink. BUT...

that almost NEVER happens. I’ll take my chances. Put the goddamn hook back.

In Brazil?? You do coke. You don’t go to France and not have ..cheese!

We call that Double Irish Cinderblock Head.

How other people feel about me is none of my business.

You need to poo. Being backed up is never good.

DEAD ON.