As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

These dogs are most certainly more deserving of human compassion and love than say, Jim Spanfeller (who by the way, if you didn’t know, has an email address: jim@g-omedia.com). That stain deserves to hear why a dog is more noble and deserving of human love and affection than he is.

Sticking to sports is a recipe for boring, low traffic articles.

But enough about our Big Wet President!

It’s truly mindblowing that he went undrafted after his performances in the tournament, especially considering how good he looked against Zion and Duke. It’s just bizzare to me that 30 teams thought there was no place on their roster for a 7+ footer who can rebound and block shots... Seemed worth a flyer just on…

Another way for people to make money off of free labor.

My personal favorite, from back when all this naming-rights foolishness started, was the Poulan Weed-Eater Independence Bowl

You mean except for that one guy, right?

Remember, that is the same organization that got busted with one of their employees from the front office standing in the press area near the Red Sox dugout with a camera.

Hard to believe a guy who’s password was Eckstein123, might not be that fucking bright.

“Republicans buy sneakers, too.” I mean, “Chinese fans under a Communist government buy sneakers, too.”

I said the same thing about people complaining about potential protests at Blizzcon and every other time people use Ernie’s position of “protesting is fine but not here and not now.” What the hell do you think the point of a protest is?  The goal is to draw attention to an issue!  If you paid attention to these issues…

Barkley didn’t like how LeBron had to take the brunt of criticism for something Morey did

Shaq has the best take, even though he gets the LeBron thing all wrong.  LeBron's getting rightful doses of shit burger because of his ridiculous "he's misinformed" China suck-up prattle.