Give me all of these stories. Give it to me raw. 

Just like the old joke says, NCAA stands for No Fun League. 

Ah, the Chris Connelly/Grantland role. Good luck with that. 

I probably average 2.5 times per week. It’s strange - I drink a lot of coffee, eat a good amount of fiber, exercise a lot, but that’s just how much I go. My friends think I’m a freak. 

The way he spells his name should have been an automatic disqualification.

I like Deadspin, but it is really going all-in with the strategy of mocking anyone who produces content while offering less and less quality content mixed in with gobs of ads and esports crap.

Good to see McNair’s physical transformation into Voldemort catching up with his philosophical one.

Try Try Again was good, but it was no Deathblow.

Good.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. PFTCommenter is America’s greatest contribution to the 21st century.

I guess I’d be pretty miserable, too, if I lived in Western Mass and my name were Eoin.

PFTCommenter is America’s greatest contribution to mankind this century.

I think there’s a simple fix: eliminate warm-up pitches for new pitchers who enter the game during the middle of an inning. If that’s difficult, and makes managers think twice before bringing in a new pitcher, great!

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My issue with these seat covers is that that they tend to semi-disintegrate while I am using them. So when I’m finished, there are lots of little bits that stick to me, and which I find in my underpants for the rest of the day. Of course, it’s possible that I am a sweaty beast.

All true, but - and I know that Pence might be even worse in some ways - if he dies in office, the celebrations will be off the fucking hook.

No, it’s correct, see, it was on accident cause they never should of pitched to him.  

There is a section of Hell reserved for people who say “on accident” instead of “by accident”.

Siggi’s rocks

Choosing basketball as a career when you’re clearly a racist is really doubling down on your stupidity.