Yardley Love. I still think about her.

Uh... No.Attraction is attraction. If it’s not there, move on.

AllI got from this is that you were an Uva and live in Brooklyn, and not Canarsie.

Fuck Mas and fuck Belmont.

Chris long does bag is on groceries which is wicked cool Billy Wagner wouldn't be a guest judge at claw so I don't like him even as a Mets fan and the lucky 7 is way sketch and everybody knows it

Slow down

Aka period farts. Could peel paint. I will get up out of bed and go outside for that.

I have had the pleasure of working with people from a bunch of different regions around the world that really don’t understand the laws. one of the Russian dishwashers came to me and could not understand why the police had to come to his house to tell him to stop hittin his wife. Had no idea this might be wrong. this…

Holy shit, me too. My mantra has been ‘I am gonna make it through this year if it kills me.’

Saw the headline, came for Eurovoxx, mildly disappointed.

Are you kidding? Scots are known to be ‘thrifty bastards’ as my Mom would say. Look up the joke about the fly who lands in a Scotsman’s beer.

Word.

Oh god yes I was in New York City when they let Smashing Pumpkins close over the Beastie Boys worst movie ever it had rained all day long we were soaking wet but so happy the Beastie Boys pulled through and made everybody so site and then Billy Fucking korigan gets on stage and start saying stuff like you don't know…

Does anyone remember when smashing pumpkins and Beastie Boys were both headlining Lollapalooza and it was in New York City at Randall's Island and Billy Corrigan said something so stupid and foolish that half the audience just walked away does anybody remember that because I never forgot it

Yeah, the cure, Depeche, waterboys, echo and the bunnymen..yeah thank god they didn’t influence anyone...

I had a friend that was from Texas who insisted that 911 did not happen to America it happened to New York and therefore wasn’t really a big deal . mother fuck that guy

Wait a minute, wait a minute. I thought that at a charity auction a few years ago Carly Simon was going to tell the winner who the song was about and then it turns out it was about David Geffen. Can someone verify that for me because I don’t know what the hell I’m talking about.

Recently laid off demo specialist here and I can tell you I would go through an entire box of extra large gloves about every hour and a half .

Hey don’t feel bad my sister just figured out that in “I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus”, Santa Claus is really the Daddy.

Yeaaaahhh, I feel this way all the time with my men. Don’t care, not sorry. I’m possessive, not jealous.