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Jesus Christ, don’t call people “boss.” It reveals you as a person who isn’t clever enough to be manipulative in a subtle manner.

he surely means here to say Zapruder film

These earlier episodes of BattleBots are much more dangerous than I remember them.

If only all NFL owners had the moral fortitude to just not sign a headhunting sociopath, but let’s be real here. Not like he did something dangerous or distracting like, I dunno, refusing to stand for the national anthem.

Imagine if you’re a Vikings fan. Three years ago you thought you had the team to win it all. You had a ridiculous defense and an up-and-coming star at quarterback. Everything changes during one practice, forever altering the franchise. You lose said quarterback to a freak injury; one that almost costed him a limb. You…

I haven’t been this mad at Cousins since Grandpa died without a will.

Trump really needs to be careful though because the some in the GOP will only be quiet for so long.  

I look forward to building a relationship this season, I as the expert and you as the eager “student” of my expertise. 

“I still get tweets that say, ‘Geoff’s a good footballer but I hate his politics.’ It hurt me at the beginning, because I was like, ‘This is what people think of me?’ But then I got to the point where I was like: ‘You know what? Screw it.’ These people don’t really know me.”

““I believe it’s important to support our President whether he was your candidate or not,” Cameron told SI.com’s Grant Wahl.“

And if I’m not mistaken they changed “BleacherReport” to “Baller Report just tonspite them the mention, which I endorse.

Is there a single person out there that is surprised that Belichick wanted to keep Brown? Even one?

Because the Lollipop Guild is full, short stack.

Shot Wad Facializes Black And White.

This story is bigger in Central Iowa today than the impeachment story. I’m not even fucking kidding.

Howdy officer. Beat any minorities today? Fuck the cops and anyone who cooperates with them. And the lily white peckerwoods who argue for snitching. You upvvote this shit you’re rat fink scum

I have probably never laughed harder than I did just now when I opened a reader email and learned that the troposphere is the lowest level of the earth’s atmosphere. All hits are in the troposphere!

There’s a very simple reason why McQueary didn’t go to the cops right away: sometimes when we see things that go against our pre-existing beliefs, our brains work their asses off to come up with reasoning. McQueary respected Sandusky as a football coach and seeing him rape a child was outside of what he expected. So…

If Dan Marino had played hockey: