Iiiiiiiiiiiiin West Philadelphia

An inexperienced coach needs a reliable brain trust around him.

This is the worst episode of Ballers ever. 

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.

These drills are just a fact of life in schools now, the way recess or lunchtime or math class is. The two things I keep thinking about in regard to that:

FERRY INTERIOR:

“Did that guy on the loudspeaker just say he was going to blow us up in 15 minutes unless someone makes an off-balance 21-foot jumper while double-teamed?”

If you’re going to make a joke about this it has to be funnier. I don’t make the rules

Has anyone ever wondered if this hideous, Twilight Zone-esque timeline of the past few years is really a comatose dream? That all of these bizarre events are really your subconscious trying to provoke your consciousness, even comatose, into recognizing that these events are unreal, implausible, and that you’re truly…

Gravity finally gets its sweet revenge on Newton. 

Add in the cost of child care that 12K turns into 25k+. If your partner makes enough I can see a lot of people sacrificing a few luxuries to be able to spend that much time with their kids.

This was a softball that any competent candidate would have knocked out of the park and yet Biden demonstrated just how incapable he is of even remembering to say the right things when it matters. Whether it’s on healthcare or climate change, Biden at best sounds like he is exhausted and at worst like diet Trump.

When did Luc Longley stop looking like a 6th grade bully and start looking like a professor who got tenure at a community college?

And now Dallas knows Washington’s game plan to run 55 times from the I-formation.

Its amazing how men always know exactly how they would react and exactly what they would do if they were ever forcibly raped by a man (let alone a very famous man) when its something they have no reason to ever worry about.

Sign for a kid, he sells it on ebay once.  Dunk on a kid, he has a bar story for life.

Which would you really rather have when you grow up?

Steelers fans like him again now

Oh it will last for decades alright.... hopefully a life sentence or two and maybe suicide awaiting trial if we wish hard enough.

They both think they’re going to be President and it is hilarious.

One thing that must be understood about narcissistic parents is that they frequently pit their kids against each other. The special bond between (normal, healthy) siblings is seen as a threat to the parent.