I looked it up, it's in hitman 2 silent assassin. When he infiltrates the place and escapes in the sportscar. go back and play it, if you get the binocs out and watch the guard taking a wee you can see a silly little dong flopping.

This is from contracts, right? I'm talking about the one that was adapted from the computer game for PS. I can't remember if it was PS1 or 2. The level starts as you enter the compound. There's a guard who keeps coming out a side entrance to the walled garden and conveniently taking a wee. As I said it's a…

You left out Hitman. On one of the levels you are infiltrating a mafia boss' mansion and if you zoom in on one of the guards taking a pee you can see his rudimentary video game dong flopping around.

I used to work for Whole Foods. Their HR basically functioned to insure the company was acting as cruel as they could make appear legal.

I get a little tired of the "sports fans thinking athletes deserve to be treated different than us" thing. I'm sure his drug abuse in off times results in poor performance when he shows up. Us peons in the real world don't get suspensions, we just get fired. The real world doesn't want to hear that addiction is a…

role, Jack Ruby role.

Chi-ca-go!! Everyone from here has this loser, butt hurt, underling attitude and it dovetails nicely with their retard-run loser sports teams. Silver lining: the one good team is the hockey team which is the last sport in the US without a douchey manpris-wearing culture.

Well if you're the type of person who doesn't immediately want to please your partner when they're horny and you're not then you're a piece of shit anyway.

Pseudoephedrine and doping have nothing to do with one another. Doping is artificially increasing red blood cell count, through actual blood doping or use of EPO. Pseudoephedrine is a popular stimulant that hockey players take.

I can't go for the top shelf?

"True to her virginity"- what does that even mean? This reminds me of this creepy article I read in the Chicago Tribune about these father/daughter virginity rituals that were cropping up. Some religious nuts somewhere were having these ceremonies where dads would give these rings to their daughters and the daughters…

Thank you for writing the first article I've seen on this site that actually begins to delve into the blur between social and biological. Wilhelm Reich found this out 100 some odd years ago and we're still in the dark about it. The sex drives of men and women from a purely biological perspective are really not that…

Every time I get tempted to do something spiteful to an ex I just feel like doing such a thing would cement me in "can't let it go" territory. Living well is the best revenge-not completely true but it's better in the long run to think that way.

indeed

Clearly cutting his hair to avoid looking like the kid from "Dazed and Confused" threw his weight distribution off.

THAT, my friends, is called "what you get paid enough to do every time". Balls out baseball.

The headline should be "Reporter Trolls Athlete, Athlete Doesn't Play Ball and is Now in the 'Non Media Friendly' Hole"

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It works better in your ass. It's a good trick if you have a small quantity but want it to go around for a few people.