Having just googled it, there is indeed such a thing as scooter racing, and the photos look hilarious. Look at those little buggers go!

Scooter owner then puts said scooter up on Craigslist for $2000 over original price with the headline “Marc Marquez rod this at Moto GP”

He found a new assistant who knew better than to offer some lousy cold-cuts.

Nissan export 60% of Sunderland’s production into the EU. The indications are there will be a 10% import duty imposed on all such vehicles. Now why would Carlos the Jackal pay that when he can move production to Renault plants in the EU? It’s not about complexity; it’s about cold hard cash…

Cruisin’ World Hummer wheelies for days

Now I know why Porsche is gradually introducing rear wheel steering to their lineup.

Can you describe the assailant?

This reminds me of the time I was behind some lady trying to pull into the car wash. It was SO horrible and she had no idea what she was doing (kept backing up with the wheel turned the wrong way), so I ended up getting out of the car and driving her car in for her. Fast forward to 3:24 here:

I don't know what happened, mom. I was sitting on the couch the whole time and then I heard a loud noise and I looked outside and saw some Puerto Rican guy running off.

It’s only a Cayenne...it’s not like it was a real Porsche or something.

Speaking of old Jezza skits (or in this case mixes):

It’s been around for a LONG time. Amusing to see big outlets finally pick it up.

And none of its sequels—not even Tokyo Drift, which may in fact be the greatest film of all time—can match its resonance.

Cillit Bang? I read that differently for a second......

And just to prove their superiority they’re going to achieve all this with the entire motor, control and battery pack mounted behind the back axle....

Sooooo no more “rubbin’ is racin’”?

I believe the tape is from the cops trying to piece the light back together in the hopes of making it easier to identify what car it came from.

That hubcap is from a Kia Forte

I expect nothing less from the Warlord of Crud.

1337 just like zerocool..