If a hipster fakes their artisanal product and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?

I’m the liar.

My mom convinced me that people could change their race.

When I was really young, like eight maybe, my family was friends with some neighbors. They were all white except for the oldest son. I was a kid in a super white town, so confused kid me asked my mom how white people could have a black child. My mother, rather…

I attended a fundamental baptist middle school (ankle length jean skirts, chapel, no pop music, etc) and I distinctly remember a “science” class where they had to do some major mental gymnastics to support a literal biblical interpretation of science. Fossils are a lie from Satan, carbon dating is a trick by…

God is real. Shut it down please.

Congress’ Christmas present to the U.S. - fucking cooperating for a change.

Yes to artist collabs that are real collabs and not just “here’s some stock design patterns for you to choose from,” like Rebel Wilson’s Torrid collection unfortunately was. I’m hoping for good things from Ditto.

It’s inconvenient, but with the amount of human trafficking going on in the world, where many victims are young women from Asia, I can’t get mad at the TSA/ICE about this. I would be more mad if some actual human trafficking victims were just waved through along with their victimizers.

I’m currently wearing yoga pants from Walmart and they are so comfy. And $10.

I love her but give her major side-eye for working with Woody Allen.

I’m with you. Stop reporting on her and the other useless people who have no reason to be rich and famous.

Only if we let it!

Your push present is a baby that is hopefully healthy and alive