Those pants should be illegal, but the rest of her is magnificent.

Why are you calling that “squirrel meat”? It is a squirrel’s dead body. It is not meat. WHERE DID HE GET IT? Did he kill it?

I thought they solved the problem of people watching Top Gear illegally by firing Clarkson and hiring Chris Evans.

What happened to him was super shitty and messed up, but that doesn't make this family any less insufferable. They're not mutually exclusive things.

This argument celebrities make is so tiresome. They willingly give us photos and details of their life when it suits them, and when it doesn’t they complain. And gossip is human nature. Always was, always will be.

Yes. And it’s disappointing that the assumption is that all women want to look this very certain way, and no challenge to that assumption at all. This is part of why fashion turns me off. Who gives a fuck what someone else wears? If they’re wearing it then clearly they like it, leave them alone.

Sometimes it’s a transgressive thrill to wear clothes that are actively unflattering. The idea we, as women, are supposed to want to look appealing under all circumstances is so ... just taken for granted. Especially if you’re usually read as conventionally attractive, it feels kind of amazing to go “fuck you, I’m…

“So what, exactly, is flattering about this? .... no one, from any distance, could accurately guess your boob size?”

Exactly. Exposing girls in the locker room? Chick you’re a grown ass woman.

Meh, there are other less overcrowded cities for literally all of the things you just listed.

Yes, if you're wealthy or a tourist.

I was getting annoyed about this over the weekend. To me it dehumanizes Taylor to accuse every relationship she has of being fake. If you want to say the Hiddleston relationship is fake then you can’t also say Harry and Calvin and Taylor werewolf and whichever Jonas and Jake G were all fake too. Some of them have to…

Your description of the bus is poetic, and your prose is very nice.

I’ve maintained this since reading the book in high school: Christopher McCandless was a stupid, naive, unprepared dink who thought he could piss in Nature’s face and get away with it. He got lucky a few times, but sooner or later if you don't respect Nature it will kill you dead.

I Still Know What Jesus Did Last Summer

I will never not post this quote.

I have a reflexive need to not let fear of the other push my general dislike and contempt for all religion into unreasonable paranoia and false assumptions against only one of them.

Oil washing. I thought my wife was nuts, but that shiz works. I’ve had milia come out of my face that I’d needed a professional to remove.

That enormous doll looks awesome! I wonder if it’s a special edition created for the actors alone, or if it’s available to the general public?

Thank you for your story. I wish Jez would do more pieces like this.