I grew up in the Caribbean. Behind my great grandmother’s 3 room house there was a huge avocado tree. The tree was so big you couldn’t actually reach any of the lower branches much less the fruit but it didn’t matter since it dropped ripe avocados constantly. 5 - 10 a day. Every day. Non-stop. GGM grew up in the 20s…

I know, right? It scores lower than Crunch Berries. Crunch Berries!
I feel like this kind of ranking needs at least 5 testers.

Lucky Charms is the most frustrating lie, it seems fun but there’s far too few marshmallows to cereal shaped like marshmallows, and the textures start similarly in your mouth only to end very differently. Lucky Charms would be better if it had a better base cereal.

Thank you, Russian Bot.

“It’s just that Conservatives act better than liberals” is one of the funniest, most ironic things I’ve read on the internet in quite a while, thanks.

Fruity Pebbles are best with only the tiniest amount of milk added. This maintains their almost effervescent crunch.

Fruity Pebbles would blow all of this out of the water....milk.

OK, I’ve reformatted the story so the grades aren’t on a new paragraph. Let’s see if that helps.

Ugh. I know. Let me look into it.

Yup. She’s minding her business and they’re trying to burn her down for it. It’s disgusting.

I haven’t heard “oh word?” in so long and I immediately tensed up.

This is how i see this. She was your father’s ‘mistake’ and all of you barely tolerated her and trotted her out as your “black sister”, all of you were cool with that. But now that she did what you wish you could have done and isolated the poison from her life, and you are mad with her? You are lucky she is just…

as a northeasterner, “oh word?” is what i was looking for also.

Just one channel? Seems like there’s an entire cable lineup.

You can’t be broke and bitter.

Perhaps it’d be easier [for Meghan], if I was dead

Awwwww...stupid troll is going to act like Investigation Discovery isn’t a part of every single cable package in America. That shit is even in hotels. Git.

I will say, one of the most dangerous things I heard though, was when I was in the parking lot of this nice restaurant.

“Ohhhh.... so it’s like that, huh.”

11. “That’s how it is?”/“It’s like that?”