Who?!?

La Croix and vodka is only two points on weight watchers so leave me alone.

Needs black olives.

Who hurt you?

#5

I like mayo too, but I’m not going to sit down to have a bowl of mayo, or serve a homemade mayo as a side dish.

in middle school after Shaggy got big, i got a t-shirt that said ‘It Wasn’t Me’ on it and honestly i’ve stayed up at night, 31 years old now, thinking about how much i regret that decision.

On the other hand i definitely wish i still had my Kony 2012 tshirt

What kind of a lawyer would tape a client?

It was 105 in LA today. Black leather hat? Really?

Its like watching beige paint dry.

Okay, whatever.

Yay!!!!!!!! Y’all have been through a lot on the past 2 years. I’m so proud of you.

Sherri is also dumb as rocks so...

Nope, Donald Glover’s dumb ass didn’t go to a predominantly white school. He had to try a little harder to avoid Black girls, lol.

So what you’re saying is that Sherri Shephard is raising the next Donald Glover, huh?

He could be economically anxious. Or part of America’s forgotten middle class. Maybe he’s a victim of the opiod crisis. Or involuntarily celibate. But really I’m sure he was polite to his neighbors and a fan of country music.

With Robert Kelly caterwauling/howling/yodeling 19-minutes songs about how God knows his heart, I wouldn't hold my breath.

Having had to put up with hearing this does this mean that I can soon look forward to not ever hearing from this dumb fuck ever again?

Ugh! I am always disgusted by this fucking fool. He’s absolutely revolting!

SHUT IT THE FUCK DOWN CALL THE POLICE FILE A FUCKING REPORT. SWEET LORD. JESUS WEPT.