Same advice to marrieds: do stuff alone! Being alone and doing things solo isn’t weird, whether it’s temporary or permanent. There would probably be less an “us v them” if marrieds and singles were all just going about their day the same.

She didn’t answer mine either...and I wrote a really cool letter!

While I am so devastated that I was not chosen to help ghost-write her memoir, I’m still hella pressed about its release.

I know this is terribly petty, but I used to give Kiddo the thumbs up as a non-verbal signal* that he had done well or correctly. Now, due to my utter disdain for That Man, I am at a loss for a positive, one-handed gesture to reinforce good-jobdedness†. Thus causing my already unhealthy dislike with a passion for That…

I was horrified by the way they all talked over her.

Too soon.

not quite 2018 but still, you had to ask

The funniest part is imagining them discussing it among themselves. “Hey guys, wouldn’t it look cool if we were ALL doing thumbs up? Everybody down? Ok, 1,2,3 ...”

I started to look for perfection when dating post breakup, but then I started to see that I wasn’t perfect and it didn’t make sense to seek something that I am not.

We know for sure he can’t read, I wouldn’t be surprised he can’t do anything else when it comes to light.

Trump can’t even get a thumbs up right. It’s a 45 degree angle. Wonder if he’s doing that so people won’t notice how tiny his thumb is when compared to normal thumbs.

Many people are saying it :-)

I prefer a nice set of thighs. I need something to keep my ears warm while I’m workin.

My wife thinks I’m an alien for my gaping blind spots in classic American pop music. Last summer, I told her I would be really hard pressed to come up with the name of any Fleetwood Mac song. None of it really sticks with me. Sadder yet, I worked for years at record stores. Classic rock fans need no help, in my…

I mean, I would totally run that recipe too.

This sounds fantastic, and half way to a heart attack. This would go great on some Croissant stuffing/bread pudding.

Kevin, why are you trying to kill me? I mean, meat gravy with heavily buttered bread soaked into it? I might as well inject the fat directly into my veins!

Pictured: Kevin and Gwen at the Restaurant Show:

I saw that salmon and got excited when you mentioned it was available at Sam’s and Costco. Plugged my zip code into the website and it appears to only be available locally at Sam’s.