Yes. 99 cents for a double-dose of existential despair.

Those are just fine if ordered from the back of a cab that you had run you through the drive-thru at 2am.

hahaha, no you didin’t.. you didn’t just say that.. you didn’t say what you just said...Oh lawwd.

Sorry I’m not buy it.

Wait...do those have sliced American cheese on them?

Actually.....but seriously, if we’re talking shameful and tacos, there’s only one true contender:

I’m sure your day-to-day existence is delightful. Sometimes a star is more that a simple “I agree with you”, sometimes it’s a simple acknowledgement of another’s existence, sometimes it’s “dude, that was harsh but sorta funny”.

I feel like a dick saying it, but your day-to-day life must really suck.

I feel like me and Rihanna would get alone.

Yeah, I completely get it, and I have a hard time understanding how people don’t get it.

Damn it, I haven’t even had breakfast yet...

Please read this again.

That was such a huge part of both their lives. She is just more open about her feelings than John is, but it was obvious they cared for each other during the filming. You can’t fake chemistry like that. No disrespect but it their first acting jobs of any significance, and they way they looked and touched each other,…

“John and I have real chemistry,” she told a caller. “There’s like a real part of me that is Pam and a real part of him that’s Jim. And those parts of us were genuinely in love with one another.”

People always make fun of how intense she is about Jim, but I think it’s kind of funny and cute, and insinuations that she wants to bang John Krasinski are silly to me. She is obviously friends with both John and Emily, so I’m sure they get her.

Hachi stays ready.

mannn its too early

Yea, I’ve never really imagined bacon cheese fries using McDonald’s fries. Wendy’s and especially Checkers have awesome cheese fries, but I’ve never had McDonald’s fries and ever thought about having them as cheese fries.

Fancy that!

Are...there people whose thighs don’t rub when they walk?