Give the doggos an extra snug from us Takeout folks.

When he moves the bed instead of his body😳

Have a great weekend, Hachi!

That’s not so crazy. Mrs Lizardo talks about fostering dogs but then I remind her that means you have to give them up and we don’t have room on the bed for the both of us and 15 dogs.

Somebody please tell Khaled. Tongue up and dick down. Bless that puss up. It ain’t no fun if it ain’t no licking going on. 😂🤣😋

This is how our Irish Setter used to “shake.” With a windup. You’d think a dog’s shoulder couldn’t move that way. You would be wrong. Best to make sure your face wasn’t in the way.

wow you are a piece of shit

“Rewards.” I don’t need 9 billion samples of the POREfessional 😑😑

I don’t think you have. This post ignores that she’s doing a doc series on precisely this issue, not because “I guess, IDK.”

There’s a lot of drama going on with them right now...and the CEO posted something on his instagram saying they weren’t going to be selling at Sephora anymore...but would be selling at Ulta. But he’s unstable, so who knows how accurate that info is lol

I’ve started to spend less and less at sephora. their points suck and their free stuff sucks.

lolol

My husband was terrified of using my Philosophy cleanser until I showed him I have three giant bottles stashed away. And then I had to explain how the Ulta loyalty program works.

I did use my BR P5o and Masque Vivant on him one time....he didn’t mind that except the smell of it lol

This is where this site not having an actual Editor-in-chief to keep people in line backfires for Splinter.

I’m sorry, Katherine, but did you not listen to the actual clip? Knox is repeating something she read, and disagreeing with it. She is not the person calling Orange Asshole a slut. Please correct this misinformation.

My bf hates feeling greasy. I used the Drunk Elephant B-hydra on him one time (literally the most non-greasy lotion of all time) and you would have thought I dipped him in bucket of olive oil lol He was like, “i wish i could get into this, but i hate the way everything feels.” Newb lol

I WAS PROMISED WEATHER CONTROL!