So I don’t ever encounter my boyfriend pumping three gotdamn pumps of a $72 serum onto his hands

I tried to read This is How You Lose Her, and something about it just felt off to me... I suppose this could be it?

So yup, his big confession about being raped as a child was a preemptive strike to make people feel sorry for him and go easy on him as all of these stories come out. What a manipulative move.

BOGO burgers!

Sadly no. It is just the basic car wash. Nothing fancy.

God, I miss Smashburger. I’ll take it. 

You can have my smashburger coupon.

But aren’t you the Black folk of Asians? The check is in the mail.

I got $5 on it.

Your comment to the article.... LMAO

How did you not realize it? “Gates”, “Bezos (real name Jorgenson)“, “Buffet”, “Zuckerberg” are all strong, traditional Asian surnames.

*delves in wallet* I have 5 dollars and a coupon for a free carwash?

But Khaled...the box is zero points with WW Freestyle.

I never get this mentality. How can you be unwilling to reciprocate if you expect it? Or at least, how can you be willing to do that without openly admitting you’re a bad lover?

Yeeeaaaaaah, I don’t get this mentality. He’s like a minute away from saying “I don’t eat the box because eating pussy is GAY” or thinking it’ll give him cooties or something.

Overgrown children like this are exactly why I have the rule that if you expect head but won’t give it, boy, bye!! I would never ever marry someone like that, much less give them a next date.

This selfish motherfucker.

I’m sure there are women out there who doesn’t want her snacks eaten, but I doubt she’ll look the way he wants her to look, probably gives head like she’s licking a 9-volt battery for the first time, and is a starfish in bed.