tinystankhoe
"Hachi"
tinystankhoe

Well, I guess our trip is over...

Happy Friday Hachi(nervously smiles)

There was a time where I wouldn’t have agreed with you, but it’s true. Peanut butter was ruined for me when I had to start cleaning up rancid dried peanut butter off my countertop. Almond butter, hazelnut butter, walnut butter- all superior.

I just buy both. Also, peanut butter Twix.

Whatever, just throw away everything we have away because you’re too blind to see that peanut butter is the superior nut butter!

Statements like this make me think you can’t be a real human.

You’re trippin.. Reese’s peanut butter cups are King of the Hershey’s candy line lol

My wife gave me an easter basket that contained among other things Reese’s Eggs.  They are small so tend to get lost in the fake grass.  Each day I would root around to see if I could find one I missed.  I did this for about two weeks before I found out my wife kept putting a new one in the basket at night.

Great. Now we have to fight to the death.

Mine just want a cute bra.

I’m questioning our long term relationship.

same. except my titties are big almost too big.

I also collect fat when I do bacon in the oven, for the record. I just never really get around to using it, which is a failure on my part.

I toss it in my chili. There’s a reason people love it.

Cook bacon.. remove. Add diced potatoes and onions to make hash browns..then cook your eggs last. Toast. Tea. Done

Frying eggs in bacon fat, to be eaten with said previously fried bacon is delicious.

My mom used to use bacon fat to fry eggs in when making full on breakfast.

Going from “I never met Putin” to having a conversation with the guy about “the most beautiful hookers” is a hell of a 180.