I was thisclose to forsaking God!

I met him once at a charity thing (Canadian here, there are not that many of us). He seemed really nice and down to earth.

There’s always the aspirational freezer bag full of veggie trimmings, and another full of meat scraps and bone, for making stock. That would capture some of it, at least.

Girl, I almost had a stroke!

Keanu Reeves!?! OMG, please don’t do this to us…

So delete their social media and lock them in a Whole Foods?

And all meat and vegetable trimmings can be put in a bag in the freezer and collected until there’s sufficient to make stock with.

OK. Maybe not him.

I try and look good all the time, aaaaand nope. It has benefited me greatly, and I can’t think of a single reason why I would stress about it.

Why don’t you call it “Approprirate”, because you know so many Whites are just going to try and claim it as theirs anyhow.

Yes, fresh items require you to pay close attention to waste.

That’s an excellent cover/cover shot.

53 and Me.

“Unless you wanna look like you’re in a k-pop band, don’t use make-up.”

I’m starting to see that. Worried about getting denied boarding at Airport.

I feel like we should at least try radiation.

Plus you’re way too old for this nonsense, Mr. Rappaport. 70 year olds shouldn’t be beefing on Twitter.

I’m getting nervous about the food served on the plane on our future Asia trip.

“...Russian bot impersonating Pusha T” took me up, up & away to the heavens. I swear I even saw the baby Jesus. Bless you forever for that.  

I work closely with an event coordination service that provides talent with amenities at shows. Cars to and from the venue, food and drink backstage, requested electronic devices, furniture etc. Two or three years ago I used that connect to be backstage for a Jay-Z concert in Dallas. This Michael Rapaport fool showed…