Rihanna must not have to deal with swamp butt and underboob sweat like the rest of us mere mortals 😅

As a black man who has spent his entire life trying to convince people that I’m not good at basketball just because I’m black (my black friends were understanding and tried to help me get better to no avail, my white friends were incredulous until they saw me bricking shots and didn’t want to play with me anymore),…

If I can’t trust those fuckers to even make a half-decent microwave lasagna, why would I trust them with my DNA?

Looks like DNA results are fully into snake-oil territory now.

I was in Palm Springs last week (not for Coachella) and shiiit, it was like 100°F during the day. Respect her dedication to fashion but SoCal is not the place for ski masks, thigh high boots, pants, and sweatshirts!

I love my salad spinner, but I hate washing it. Getting the lid rinsed is tricky, because there is so much inside. They need to make an easier to wash salad spinner.

I’m team trash waffle. Also, Trash Waffle is the name of my new band.

I’ve snuck in booze and a burrito. I feel like a burrito is a good movie food. Not super fragrant and not crunchy.

It’s not my job to keep an industry afloat by supporting bad business practices. Movie tickets have already gone so far up in price in most locales that I rarely bother seeing most films in theaters. So when I do go, I’m not going to pay $15-20 for a drink and snacks on top of that just because they don’t have their…

There is...a lot going on there. I’m not sure any/all of it is good. Like, OK. You can have ruffles, or a train, or cargo dress pants with laced cuffs, or a studded belt. But you can’t have all of them at the same time. Edit, girl.

White people are cancelled.

The three employees who denied them entry have been fired. The excuse the woman who demanded he scan his ID -again- is using is that she wasn’t on her shift when they originally scanned in so she didn’t know he had done it.

Bernie can F*uck right Off till he is in the ground.

You can tell the gym is full of shit due to the timing. I’m sure they wanted to prevent these guys from coming in from the get-go, but couldn’t come up with a credible reason. They had to let them in, then spend a half hour coming up with a “legitimate” reason to kick them out. Even sadder is that took them a half…

When you reach levels of racism that confuse the police you are on some next level hatred.

“Sir, you can’t be black over here.”

The look on the face of the center woman sent chills down my neck. If my mom came home with that look, I would expect her to scan the house, exhale, then turn around and leave us forever without a single word. She is done, no yelling, no words, just done.

This is the second time I’ve heard this song and the second time it’s ruined my day.

I just watched it on mute. It was too funny!

The top comment under this on twitter: “She basically added hotdog water to my grandmas baked mac n cheese.”