tinystankhoe
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tinystankhoe

This is my exact ranking, except for curly fries. I don’t know what it is, but I just can’t stand curly fries.

Is Post Malone still on the fucking stage?

Thank God for the free stream because you know damn well the >95% white mellenial attendance was not the target demographic.

So because of you, for henceforth, this man shall be know as.............. Chipotle Man

The average American eats several burgers a year in their sleep.

I disagree strongly with your steak fry stance (I have yet to meet a fried potato that isn’t awesome), but this callback made me cackle loudly.

Yep!

This photo! Oh, Uncle Phil!

(You can also usually tell when they start with the bastardization of the vernacular *shudders*)

the assholes on the root.

Excuse you but #METOO was started by a black woman, you’re welcome.

The shit is real. So is the torrent of white tears in my inbox because I said it was trash and called it white nonsense.

Every single white woman that reads Jez knows at least one white woman/person that voted for trump. Some of y’all are even related to trump voters. Sit with that knowledge. And when the 53% stat is thrown at you, reach out to that trump voter you know and ask what’s good?

the assholes on the root.

Ya’ know *come closer*...it’s not always about YOU!

LOL, ok champ 👍🏼

Unless he was heavily salting his egg whites and almonds, his sodium intake still would have been within the recommended ranges. Plus, people who workout more need more sodium, as it’s an electrolyte.

You have my sword.

Wait, Pang’s entire argument rests on ALSO having some kind of vinegary/briny counterpoint along with the mayo. But he’s not defending mayo alone on a hot dog. Ergo, his argument is null and void