John’s not wrong. Don’t you remember the story of Lazarus?
“And Jesus said unto Lazarus, ‘LOL Pull yourself up by your bootstraps, deadbeat’. And lo, Lazarus began to rot.”

Ah, yes, I recall the passage where Jesus washed everyone’s bootstraps.

Who want’s Hot Sundae?

Stars x 1000 for ‘pill.’ Chuckle, chuckle, gotdamit.

Did someone say Hot Sundae?

Christianity teaches an individual personal relationship with God and that we are all responsible for our own behavior.

he currently holds a 4.68 GPA

Why not?

While I haven’t watch this station in along time, when I heard “Fox 5 DC” and that an anchor called this child “obnoxious,” I just knew it was Holly. She is such a pill. A miserable person with a face full of fake smiles.

The only thing grosser is the continuous towel style of drier with the cloth that always seems damp.

lol

How much do you have to hate yourself that you’d thinking, “hmm, bareback sex with him seems like a not bad idea”?

Let that ish go! You are traumatizing my feeble mind!!!

Hachi, please stop conjuring up such imagery. It hurts. I prefer to believe that all of this went down Conehead style, mmkay?

WHY DO YOU WANT TO KEEP THINKING ABOUT THAT? LET’S ALL TALK ABOUT HOW HE HID A CHILD...

She’s doing too much.

I also felt like this but I was like, but I guess if you’re in debt and you don’t want to get a second or third hustle. But even then a large part of me is like....condoms.

ew

A. Somebody on the wrong end of a power and income imbalance.

How was he able to hide this weak-chinned child?